The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 31 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 6.764 billion Yodle 31ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.5%.

The all-consuming Yodle 31ian economy, worth 639 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,537 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,830 per year while the poor average 14,894, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Emperor Wuff spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, a speech a day keeps climate change away, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 31's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 31 is ranked 7,695^th in the world and 1^st in Yo Mama for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,114.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.