General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Disney World, Sweden, Tie Dye, Plum Island, The Embassy, Fredonia, Chicken overlords, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, The Great Universe, DogeLand, Raxulan Empire, Bytes, The Empires And Republics Of Power, The Antichrist Trump, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, and 30 others.The Bakery Across the Street, Hollow Point, The Planet X, 0 0 0, Bus Stop, Neo Otaku Utopia, Regionless, Nintendo, Guinea Kiribati, Seychelles, matheo, Lardyland, The Illuminati, Anti Discord Alliance, The Embassy 3, GOOD BOIs, Anti Anime Association, the Order of the Silver Compass, Joe, The Vast, Hurricane 12, Galactic Empire of Sween, Bernie Sanders Supporters, The Region That Has One State Bank, The Graveyard That Has No Big Banks, The Disneyland Resort, Antisipation Refounded, Gypsy Lands, Grand Theft Auto V, and Wallachia.
Tags: Anime, Anti-Fascist, Featured, Neutral, and Small.
Yo Mama contains 10 nations, the 1,686th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Developed in Yo Mama
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
As a region, Yo Mama is ranked 4,249th in the world for Most Developed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yo mama so ugly!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 28 | Moralistic Democracy | “NationStates” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Zombie of Yodle 30 | Authoritarian Democracy | “NationStates, Friendship” | |
| 4. | The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 31 | Moralistic Democracy | “Lucky, Moo” | |
| 5. | The Holy Zombie of Yodle 29 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “[Friendship] Lucky” | |
| 6. | The Holy Zombie of Yodl | Moralistic Democracy | “Wheek wheek!” | |
| 7. | The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 33 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NationStates, Lucky, Moo, Friendship” | |
| 8. | The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 32 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Friendship, Lucky, Moo” | |
| 9. | The Holy Blue Zombie of Yod | Psychotic Dictatorship | “[NationStates]” | |
| 10. | The Holy Blue Republic of Yidle | Moralistic Democracy | “NationStates” |
Regional Happenings
- : Embassy cancelled between The Multiversal Tavern and Yo Mama.
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The Hetmanate of Cossack Ukraine of the region Aceon proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between Empirean Mystica and Yo Mama.
- : Umbreon fans unite of the region The Great Universe cancelled the closure of its embassy in Yo Mama.
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The Ingenioso Hidalgo of NZPLA Alonso Quijano Squadron of the region The Great Universe ordered the closure of its embassy in Yo Mama.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Alliance of Eros and Yo Mama.
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The Qian Dynasty of SKM of the region The Alliance of Eros ordered the closure of its embassy in Yo Mama.
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The Supreme Serene State of New CWCville of the region Barbarian Empire proposed constructing embassies.
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The Featured Region Follower of Mystris Travels Express departed this region for Ceara.
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The Fon Queendom of Dahomia of the region Pecan Sandies proposed constructing embassies.
Yo Mama Regional Message Board
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Hello, and congratulations on being featured!!
Congratulations on your featuredness!
Thank you!! This was not on my bingo card lol
Yo mama so STROOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG...
Not even Amy Rose's Hammer, Can Destory Her...
Anyways, On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!
As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Yo Mama, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
Your Fame Is: Trending Figure (Embassy Active, and I Like This Region)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits!
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Representing 
Konstantino, Congratulations for your featuredness!
According to the D. S. P. (Dogao Score Pontuation) Yo Mama is getting a No Hot Dog cuz she needs regime just kiddding, Double Sausage Hot Dog! (Cool region lol)
B.H.D. Classifications | D. S. P. |
This Region Sucks | It's a TERRIBLE region, like hate groups, fascists, homophobics, etc. Or the region doesn't like hot dogs. |
NYC Hot Dog | It's a dead region. Why is it a NYC Hot Dog? Because it's dry, dull and overrated. Or it's a location one. |
Potato Included | Kinda dead, 2nd featuredness or it's a pretty new region. |
Mayo Included | Big or famous region, I personally like it a bit or is kinda active or 3rd time on feature |
Double Sausage | I like the region, active one. |
Complete Brazilian Hot Dog | I really like the region, a very active one, a Brazilian or Brazilian locate one. |
Special Sauce | It's a special date (e.g. holidays, my birthday, etc.) |
Note: don't take those classifications seriously
Special thanks to The Featured Region Express and Bite My Biscuits for the inspiration!
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A train pulls into the region's station. It stops for a few minutes, picking up and dropping off passengers.
Heavy steam starts pouring, the lights blink, and train conductor Cornelius Steamworth sticks his head out and yells, "Congratulations on being featured Yo Mama!"
Lost Luggage: Dead region, bad memories with this region, minimal or no amount of activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.
Windswept: Embassy-active region, Roleplay-active region, or is a puppet storage.
Hidden Gem: Region with at least 200 residents, semi-dead region, small amount of activity, region’s 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.
Rising Star: Region with at least 500 residents, moderate or average amount of activity, region’s 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.
Beacon of Glory: Region with at least 1,000 residents, has a large amount of activity, region’s 4th time being featured or more, or I love this region.
Crown Jewel: Region with 5,000 residents or more, has a gigantic amount of activity, is extremely popular, or I really love this region.
Special Starlight Award: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I have had the best memories with this region, or I would definitely reside here if I wanted to.
[Revamped January 13th, 2026]
Baggage Car: Dead region, little to no activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.
Railroad Boxcar: Semi-dead region, minimal to small region activity, embassy/roleplay-active region, puppet storage, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like this region.
Passenger Railroad Car: Moderately active region with at least 250 residents, active and/or functional regional government/discord, or I really like this region.
[Upgrade] - Locomotive Car: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I love this region, or this is the region's 3rd time being featured.
CREDITS: Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express
My rating is railroad boxcar [slightly dead region, embassy-active].
In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:
**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**
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