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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,482ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,136thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,163rd
The Holy Blue Zombie of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NationStates, Lucky, Moo, Friendship
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yodle 33

Population6.748 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithOrthodox Yodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalZombie

The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 33 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.748 billion Yodle 33ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The all-consuming Yodle 33ian economy, worth 731 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,442 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yodle 33, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 33's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 33 is ranked 94,425th in the world and 3rd in Yo Mama for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,146.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,482ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,136thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,163rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 22,166thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,355thMost Patriotic: 25,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 30,680th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yodle 33.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : Yodle 33 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 33, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
  • : Yodle 33 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".

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