The Federal Republic of Yugoslavs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.379 billion Yugoslavs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titograd. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth 449 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 188,927 Gold Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, Yugoslavs suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yugoslavs's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yugoslavs is ranked 24,002^nd in the world and 1,254^th in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 75.6 Effective Tax Rate.