The Constitutional Monarchy of Zadok Allen is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.817 billion Zadok Allenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The Zadok Allenian economy, worth 190 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,643 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Zadok Allenian weed picker are way up, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Zadok Allen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zadok Allen's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zadok Allen is ranked 161,976^th in the world and 3^rd in dunwich for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.