The Republic of Zawikhiztan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Vildan ᘜkidoviç with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.722 billion Zawikhs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oktomonbereyan. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zawikh economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion Rujawizis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,567 Rujawizis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, wandering Zawikhs are known for their one-track minds, sick Zawikhs are hair today and gone tomorrow, and the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zawikhiztan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Zawikhiztan is ranked 175,220^th in the world and 139^th in Equilism for Largest Black Market, with 760 billion Standard Monetary Units.