The CEO Of Fish of Zebruski is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Fishnardo The III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 8.06 billion Aryan Fisheses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shipwreck Hills. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zebruskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion Corals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,791 Corals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, there's no representation without taxation, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, and edutainment video games are taking Zebruski's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zebruski's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tankista.

Zebruski is ranked 7,423^rd in the world and 7^th in Callista for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.19 law-abiding acts per hour.