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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thLowest Crime Rates: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th
The Tax Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Live long and help me prosper
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Zintai

Population20.602 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.602 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,335 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,538 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, much of Zintai's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, the crispy fried liver of a bat is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 176,804th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Most Avoided, scoring 0.18 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thLowest Crime Rates: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thLargest Governments: 150thMost Corrupt Governments: 212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245thMost Developed: 264thLongest Average Lifespans: 307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 365thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 524thHealthiest Citizens: 545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 636thHighest Poor Incomes: 689thMost Beautiful Environments: 792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 822ndBest Weather: 837thMost Subsidized Industry: 971stMost Devout: 990thHighest Economic Output: 1,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,227thSmartest Citizens: 1,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,306thMost Stationary: 1,412thSafest: 1,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,736thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,997thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,470thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,058thMost Influential: 4,839thLargest Populations: 5,471stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,916thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,856thMost Authoritarian: 14,606th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the crispy fried liver of a bat is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, much of Zintai's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
  • : Zintai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Arconian Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Zintaian Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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