The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.914 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,336 Zintais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Zintai, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 3,574^th in the world and 1^st in GameFAQs for Largest Populations, with 34.9 billion capita.