The Queen's State of Zolma is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 34.396 billion Zolmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The very strong Zolman economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,788 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government seizes all major gold finds, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Zolma's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zolma is ranked 243,086^th in the world and 604^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.