The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.158 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,430 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 560,992 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,232,331 per year while the poor average 5,328, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Big Beef has a steak in national politics, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Old Abandoned Zoo with effluent, and tens of thousands of Penguins rock the night away at the annual SuperLob. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 16,133^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,358.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.