The Republic of Zuffix is a huge, safe nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 553 million Zuffixians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zuffix City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zuffixian economy, worth 69.9 trillion souroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 126,333 souroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,076 per year while the poor average 33,381, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Zuffix as a reminder of their "special relationship", bad punctuation has come to a full stop, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime is totally unknown. Zuffix's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zuffix is ranked 24,043^rd in the world and 66^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Developed, scoring 85.43 on the Human Development Index.