The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 6. |  The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard | Father Knows Best State | “She kicked me right in Madrid.” | |
| 7. |  The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists | “The spirits are about to speak!” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 9. |  The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I am a loathesome creature.” | |
| 10. |  The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” |
