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Governor: The Cynerice of Eahland

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 47th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 52nd+36
Most Armed: 68th Highest Crime Rates: 74th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th Fattest Citizens: 87th Most Avoided: 100th Largest Gambling Industry: 103rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 145th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149th Most Ignorant Citizens: 184th Most Devout: 227th Highest Economic Output: 252nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 313th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 410th Most Rebellious Youth: 498th Largest Agricultural Sector: 507th Smartest Citizens: 560th Most Influential: 629th Largest Publishing Industry: 859th Highest Average Incomes: 865th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 950th Largest Mining Sector: 972nd Largest Black Market: 980th Largest Populations: 998th Most Cultured: 1,045th Rudest Citizens: 1,229th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,276th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,343rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,401st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,476th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,489th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,499th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,120th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,130th Largest Governments: 2,532nd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,672nd Most Secular: 3,109th
World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Human-Only, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Password, and Post-Modern Tech.

Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in Avalonia

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Avalonia is ranked 980th in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State“Better dead than zed.”
2.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”
3.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”

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Avalonia Regional Message Board

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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