The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.847 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 537 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,979 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kalebo's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 3,502^nd in the world and 69^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 136.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.