The Final of The Champions League is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Excellency with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.657 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 4,264 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,928 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the children of The Champions League are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 123,401^st in the world and 801^st in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 116.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.