The Social Democratic Republic of Mynox is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Willy Brandt with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.667 billion Mynoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotes Wien. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mynoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,488 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,278 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown. Mynox's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Mynox is ranked 1,164^th in the world and 19^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 160.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.