The Great People's Republic of Mayheuzum is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xavier Zee with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.452 billion Mayheus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zymainia. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mayheuzuman economy, worth 125 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,465 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, war vets look after war animals, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and diplomatic cables about Xavier Zee have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayheuzum's national animal is the royal fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mayhi.

Mayheuzum is ranked 105,481^st in the world and 535^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.16 kickbacks per hour.