The Democratic Republic of The finlands heavy dictators is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Theodore Roosevelt with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 5.247 billion finlands heavy dictatorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oulu. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient finlands heavy dictatorsian economy, worth 776 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,067 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and faithful allies are always valued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The finlands heavy dictators's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ateistic.

The finlands heavy dictators is ranked 15,618^th in the world and 249^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 321.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.