The United Federation of Philosopy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.819 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,226 trillion Props a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,172 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, school uniforms are compulsory, there's a bright dawn ahead for Philosopy, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 2,788^th in the world and 98^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,842.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.