The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.001 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,132 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,623 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, politicians live in luxury, and the comic book series 'President Philpot and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 3,106^th in the world and 146^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,262.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.