The Sort Of Free Land of DexterBurg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dexter with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.031 billion DexterBurgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexter Prime. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DexterBurgian economy, worth 562 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,665 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DexterBurg's national animal is the Laser Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

DexterBurg is ranked 110,910^th in the world and 96^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,402.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.