The Duck with a monocle of CzechoSaxony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.557 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 219 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,677 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 846,344 per year while the poor average 10,545, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

A commonwealth of equal nations recognises that CzechoSaxony is a bit more equal than the others, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 34,700^th in the world and 1,116^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,795.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.