The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.982 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 572 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,880 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 3,838^th in the world and 154^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,753.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.