The Empire of GamerPoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jd with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.29 billion gamerpolish enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient gamerpolish economy, worth 306 trillion Gamers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,227 Gamers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Warsaw Natural History Museum, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime is totally unknown. GamerPoland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gamerpolish christianity.

GamerPoland is ranked 82,564^th in the world and 2,442^nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 89.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.