The Armed Republic of Teoil is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working population of 341 million Teoilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.2%.

The thriving Teoilian economy, worth 20.9 trillion Raminies a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,349 Raminies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, Teoil has designated Teoil City as its capital city, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teoil's national animal is the Naire Oylmit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teoil is ranked 55,229^th in the world and 1,674^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 101.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.