The Communist Dictatorship of The United Abu Dhabi Emirates is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.983 billion Soviets are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doja. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The thriving United Abu Dhabi Emiratesian economy, worth 127 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,457 Soviet Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,383 per year while the poor average 14,751, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Lending money has become a major liability, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. The United Abu Dhabi Emirates's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The United Abu Dhabi Emirates is ranked 122,423^rd in the world and 3,413^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 73.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.