The Communist Dictatorship of The United Abu Dhabi Emirates is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.026 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doja. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The very strong United Abu Dhabi Emiratesian economy, worth 118 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,319 Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The United Abu Dhabi Emirates's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The United Abu Dhabi Emirates is ranked 144,379^th in the world and 3,892^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 9.94 flags saluted per person per day.