The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Featured Region by Furballland with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.607 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,105 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,119 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Regional Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 986^th in the world and 1^st in Artic for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,629.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.