The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Featured Region by Furballland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.527 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 216,392 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 2,461^st in the world and 1^st in Neue Golden Sands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 203,473.58 Standard Monetary Units.