The Republic of Acejr is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Theodor van Costel with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.849 billion Acejirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luminis. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acejirian economy, worth 339 trillion Lei a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,835 Lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the government funds large training centres to turn Spots into functioning members of society, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acejr's national animal is the Spot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spotism.

Acejr is ranked 215,069^th in the world and 11,264^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 506.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.