The Holy Empire of Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Viva El Presidente Pedro with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.253 billion Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Paprians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caliente. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Paprian economy, worth a remarkable 1,781 trillion papris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,736 papris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex-ed is child's play, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri's national animal is the Mariquana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri is ranked 8,608^th in the world and 545^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.98 law-abiding acts per hour.