The Colony of Agustine is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 288 million Agustineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danube. The average income tax rate is 51.1%.

The Agustinean economy, worth 18.3 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,438 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agustine's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agustine is ranked 243,384^th in the world and 167^th in Corsair for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.02 percentage of bribes refused.