The Ploof Ploof of Albiorix is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Casimir Loren Halifax with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 27.771 billion Albiorigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adrastea. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Albiorigian economy, worth a remarkable 5,929 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,504 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albiorix's national animal is the Albatross, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Albiorix is ranked 3,658^th in the world and 4^th in International Northwestern Union for Nicest Citizens, with 53.8 average smiles per day.