The 𝛀𝚽𝚯 of Cekan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a giant council with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 28.649 billion Ckeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svervlosk. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ckek economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion Cacaes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 69,424 Cacaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and a major religion has been named as Cekan's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cekan's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cekan is ranked 40,352^nd in the world and 10^th in International Northwestern Union for Nicest Citizens, with 18.34 average smiles per day.