The Raiding Republic of Alexandropol is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tigranes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.185 billion Alexandropolitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigranakert. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alexandropolitan economy, worth 89.6 trillion minutes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,984 minutes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Tigranes", things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexandropol's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Alexandropol is ranked 32,538^th in the world and 7^th in The Planet Renooth Frontier for Nicest Citizens, with 18.66 average smiles per day.