
| Population | 8.499 billion |
| Capital | Avitou |
| Leader | Charles de Maule |
| Faith | OnlyHonk |
| Currency | Iona |
| Animal | Honk |
The Second Republic of Aliona is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Charles de Maule with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.499 billion Alionans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avitou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Alionan economy, worth a remarkable 3,222 trillion Ionas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 379,114 Ionas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,422,776 per year while the poor average 5,092, a ratio of 672 to 1.
Political commentators say that Charles de Maule's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and nobility is the world's oldest profession. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Aliona's national animal is the Honk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OnlyHonk.
Aliona is ranked 3,248th in the world and 2nd in Canada for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 73,732.88 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
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Stormaen,
Parkplace,
ChuckleChips, and Vancili.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aliona was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Aliona adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
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Aliona lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
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Aliona, nobility is the world's oldest profession.
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Aliona, people are offered free trials to go to trial.
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Aliona, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
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Aliona, political commentators say that Charles de Maule's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
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Aliona, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
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Aliona was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Aliona, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.





















































































