The Federation of Vancili is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lmaoz with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.404 billion Vancilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincal. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,115 trillion Vancils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,468 Vancils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, most citizens in Vancili are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancili's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Vancili is ranked 4,921^st in the world and 10^th in Canada for Highest Average Incomes, with 269,468.15 Standard Monetary Units.