The Kingdom of Warders is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its burgeoning Cat population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 273 million Wardersians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The Wardersian economy, worth 16.9 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,029 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, all tariffs have been abolished, meat-eating is frowned upon, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is well under control. Warders's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warders is ranked 67,747^th in the world and 28^th in Benigtopia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 240.83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.