The Federation of Anglaunia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Phillipe Poutin with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.025 billion Anglaunians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anglaunia City. The average income tax rate is 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglaunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Anglaunian Kirlas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,128 Anglaunian Kirlas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anglaunia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Anglaunia is ranked 23,622^nd in the world and 56^th in Christians for Highest Average Incomes, with 155,128.6 Standard Monetary Units.