The Spooky Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.495 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,667 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 306,791^st in the world and 347^th in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.