The Easter Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.364 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,407 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 704^th in the world and 3^rd in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 434 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.