The Federal Republic of Cobalite is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by FA Minister Julia Silvester with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 805 million Cobaliteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turellis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cobalitean economy, worth 81.5 trillion Instaxes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,192 Instaxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cobalite's national animal is the Geopelia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cobalite is ranked 82,710^th in the world and 129^th in Christians for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 54.6 Effective Tax Rate.