The Republic of Antifa Malta is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.596 billion Antifa Maltesers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Antifa Malteser economy, worth 236 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,067 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, farting etiquette is taught in schools, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Antifa Malta's national animal is the Hanging Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Antifa Malta is ranked 198,951^st in the world and 20^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,948.18 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.