The Democratic Provinces of Canadain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Elect with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.14 billion Canadainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterwa. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadainian economy, worth 494 trillion Loonie and Toonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,428 Loonie and Toonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, on-duty Air Canadain flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadain's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Earthism.

Canadain is ranked 247,855^th in the world and 37^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.