The United Confederacy of Osagh is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Rakyatupemedur Rashida Kahvan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.584 billion Osaghians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palar Kardanu. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Osaghian economy, worth a remarkable 2,986 trillion serads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,795 serads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Firefighters fight fires with return fire, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osagh's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Osagh is ranked 305,645^th in the world and 68^th in The Social Liberal Union for Fattest Citizens, with 2.75 Obesity Rate.