The Republic of Asembloa is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 520 million Asembloans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asembloan economy, worth 57.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,975 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and nose plugs are the latest Asembloan fashion accessory. Crime is totally unknown. Asembloa's national animal is the doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asembloa is ranked 54,054^th in the world and 18^th in Edoca for Highest Average Incomes, with 109,975.99 Standard Monetary Units.