The People's Republic of Astrbot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SS with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.291 billion Astrbotians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrbot city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The all-consuming Astrbotian economy, worth 95.0 trillion Equits a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,610 Equits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,468 per year while the poor average 20,371, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The police double as repo men, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astrbot's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hindu.

Astrbot is ranked 251,088^th in the world and 80^th in kingdom of Greater Esteriae for Safest, scoring 29.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.