The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Atsvea is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.561 billion Bats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bat economy, worth an astonishing 19,142 trillion Candy Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 978,591 Candy Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Atsvea to be bombproof, conspiracy theorists allege Yggdrassil's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, skateparks can be found in every city, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Atsvea's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Atsvea is ranked 67,537^th in the world and 2^nd in Fallen Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 51.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.