The Ecumenical Republic of Juniople is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 513 million Juniopolitans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iounioupoli. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Juniopolitan economy, worth 71.6 trillion prinkipikons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,535 prinkipikons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Juniople's national animal is the peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juniople is ranked 18,135^th in the world and 8^th in Fallen Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,761.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.