The Republic of Austtria is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 90 million Austrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Austrian economy, worth 2.93 trillion Österreichischer Schillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,531 Österreichischer Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austtria's national animal is the Eagle.

Austtria is ranked 158,630^th in the world and 459^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,848.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.