The Democratic Republic of Ayrshi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Basil Moore with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.788 billion Ayrshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sochji. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ayrshian economy, worth 184 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,197 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayrshi's national animal is the Black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ayrshi is ranked 110,177^th in the world and 5,575^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 66,197.46 Standard Monetary Units.