The Republic of Ayti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Popular Council with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, conspicuous electricity pylons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.194 billion Aytians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-des-Citoyens. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aytian economy, worth 547 trillion Gouds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,406 Gouds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, Port-des-Citoyens University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, diplomatic cables about The Popular Council have suddenly been very flattering, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayti's national animal is the Threskiornithidae, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ayti is ranked 4,287^th in the world and 13^th in Communitas for Most Secular, with 98.66 Atheism Rate.