The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of JACJ is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Jamill Akil Cureton Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.789 billion Jacjians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifism City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacjian economy, worth 563 trillion Jagians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,678 Jagians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JACJ's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darwinism.

JACJ is ranked 298,770^th in the world and 367^th in Communitas for Nudest, with 18.75 cheeks per square mile.